If I ask you difficult questions
If I make improper suggestions
Would you find that a risk to your health

Would you put me up on the bookshelf
With the books and the plants?


Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious


If I were kind and adoring
How would that be? Very boring
Mister Pressman with your penknife

Always asking about my sex life
And who with and how many times?


Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious


All the advice seemed so unkind
"If you don't stop, you will go blind"
Then tell you it's none of their business

And console you with a big kiss
On the lips and on the back of your neck


Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious


Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious


Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delirious