Day I met god
I got so carried away
Day I met god

I got so carried away
Not with the vision
But the streaks in his hair

Not with religion
But the size of his knob


The day I met god
The day I met god
It was pissing with rain

And we went

Day I met god

I got so carried away
Day I met god
I got so carried away

Not with the vision
But the streaks in his hair
Not with the vicars

Or the nuns or the priests

The day I met god

The day I met god, the day I met the big boy
It was pissing with rain
And we went


And the herald angels sang
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh....

We were coming back in the van

From milan
And I saw god
Right there