Get on your back step where you belong
Leave your shirt and tie undone
Cajun twister all night long

You fight so hard to get your name

What big eyes you got grandma

On every tongue in every brain
What big eyes you got grandma
How in the hell can you complain?


What big eyes you got grandma
Privacy's gone down the drain

Get on your back step where you belong
Leave your shirt and tie undone
Cajun twister all night long


Pay attention
You fight so hard to get your name

What big ears you got grandma
On every tongue in every brain
What big ears you got grandma

How in the hell can you complain?

What big ears you got grandma

Privacy's gone down the drain
You fight so hard to get your name
What a big mouth you got grandma

On every tongue in every brain

What a big mouth you got grandma

How in the hell can you complain?
What a big mouth you got grandma
Privacy's gone down the drain


Get on your back step
You fight so hard to get your name

Please don't eat my leg grandma
On every tongue in every brain


Please don't eat my leg grandma
How in the hell can you complain?
What a bore you pop stars are

Privacy's gone down the drain