[Intro: Action Bronson speaking]
Yeah

It's me
I'm here
Swerve

Light it

[Verse 1: Action Bronson]

Yo
I'm on the PCH, smokin' THC
With the team, money be the dream

I take it multicolor baby, it ain't gotta be green
On the other side of earth with the queen, I'm from Queens
%#@!, 3 different types of forks for a Monday lunch

Tammer and punch, higher than a javelin jump
Italian !@#%s, my whole battalion is nuts
We rock medallions and such

Don't even step within 6 feet of my presence
Leave you open like the desert, Def Leopard, French pepper
Did I mention, steer the whip with one arm like Jim Abbott

Chocolate sauce over dead rabbit
If these opportunities arose before we would've been had it
Shorty sniffing haddock in the attic

I been an addict in these streets, in my pants I've even shatted
It's sad isn't it, sadly
Two things about to cop a few rings

And eat paper thin slices of the Blue Ling
Shoot eagles on a Jack Nicklaus course, Porsche with the triple exhaust
Seats soft like a midget's cough


coughs
Yeah, let's hear that fly %#@!

coughs
Yeah man
Oh $#&@


[Verse 2: Action Bronson]
I never thought that this could be my life

Russian mistress and Parisian wife
Always season rice, the animals you find in the jungle on the table sculpted and nice
Throw the dice

Leg drop after a big boot
1, 2, 3, it's over, slide in the mint coupe
Dive out the chopper in the water, uh

No splash, Olympic %#@!
Ayo, the spliff look like a shrimp when it %#@!
Smoke the shark, Greg Norman %#@!, me and Robert Horry in a foreign whip

Mother$#&@a I was born to live
And born to $#&@ a lot of #~!!@ without spawning kids
It's me