All my (*##$es adore me
All my (*##$es adore me
No more visits to Maury

Only visits to where the shore be
$#&@ having a shorty
I'm on tour I need my dick?

Blow my nose in patterns woven into thick silk
Ah %#@! mother$#&@er man I been I'll
Spin wheel my favorite disc consists of thin veal

Mmm daddy look good that's what your (*##$ feel
Then spread her thighs wide open for a kid's meal (fish)
What a (*##$ here's the twist

What I twist'll make a normal human twitch
Catch me in the Saab like Mitch
Pitch left-handed with the chip wrist

Bring Mr. Belding out that means you gettin' dismissed
Cancelled flicks with mickey on the mantle
Flicks with Yogi Berra lifted in some sandals

Smoke the wax like a candle
It be that %#@! you can't handle
Look just like doodoo in the pamper

Like when my son drinks too much apple juice loose
When he was four he got his dick sucked by a prostitute
Right in the pasta chute

A piece of knife a little gun hang out the mobster's booth
We gettin' lots of loot
I lift him off his feet cop a Porsche for cheap

$#&@ around you'll be layin' in the coffin sleep
At the large round table where the bosses meet
Come correct mother$#&@er you know that talk is cheap

Lift him off his feet cop a Porsche for cheap
$#&@ around you'll be layin' in the coffin sleep
At the large round table where the bosses meet

Come correct mother$#&@er you know that talk is cheap