OOOH INTERNET
OOOH INTERNET


this constant refresh well they say it's the death of us, baby
but I like what you do and the way that you change on the daily
when I walk down the street only strangers I meet

but I can shake loneliness in just a tweet

internet

i don't want to lose you

oh internet

if you were a pokemon I'd choose you

oh internet

keep me on your feed
I synch to you pretty much constantly


OOOH INTERNET
OOOH INTERNET


every now and then I go and check on the mail
cause when there are physical letters consistency fails
oh these bills everyday,

lest they be autopay
are easy to ignore
....anyway


internet
i don't want to lose you


OOO INTERNET


oh internet
you're the only love that's true


oh internet
i'd make out with your face
later tonight let's meet in cyberspace


oh but I can't get by unless there's wifi
is this a drug that I need

there is no other way
I am at home all day
so that my torrents can seed

you just don't get it
cause you're not on reddit
and if you want me to go out

just make sure that there's

internet

i don't want to lose you

OOH INTERNET


oh internet
boo boo be boo boo-boop


OOH INTERNET


oh internet
I wrote you this song
and if you like it then you all can sing along