All you wealthy ladies
You're in luck
Cause the band has been $#&@ing

$#&@ing for bucks
Oral, !@#^ or in the #~!!@ box
Just pay us some cash

Every time we pop our rocks
$#&@ing, $#&@ing, $#&@ing for bucks
We don't care how old you are

As long as you're rich
Give us your cash
And you can be our (*##$

$#&@ing old ladies
Is better than using the hand
And the cash we get

Support the band
A lot of ladies leave us
With their holes a little sore

But when their pension checks
Come in they're back for more
The Accused are in demand

All around the globe
Join the frequent $#&@ed club
And get a monogrammed robe

$#&@ing, $#&@ing, $#&@ing for bucks
And Visa and Mastercard and American Express
We $#&@ed all who paid

Took their cash on the go
Took our earnings
And purchased a Winnebago

But we'll be back to do it again
When all those old !@#%s
Get ^^&$#* again