So Im gon get this paper like the trash
That I throw away in class
Yeah Im chasing for the cash

No I never come in last
Cause I always come in first
I may stumble over words

When Im white boy wasted or my mind is like the birds
Yeah Im staying so high while im listenin to murs
Yeah Im staying so high not a day that I dont burn

Getting %#@! that I earn
So I never wanna learn
Cause Im an ignorant kid

but im gonna be big
thats not all that i did
see i prolly did your mom

and she's the $#&@ing bomb
wait wait you left your thong
and after we done i had her singin all my songs

it may sound kinda wrong
but the kid that broke the bong
well his lungs arent very strong

so he dropped it on the floor
i guess i kicked him out but he came back for some more
people pouring through the door

cant tell if she's a !@^%
or a $#&@in dinosaur
so i go up to my dwar

and i pull out the green
is this really a dream
or did this really happen

i remember i was rappin
and tappin that $$# in
until it started clappin

so i started dashin
paranoid about the cops
on my way downstairs found a bottle of ciroc

started drinking that %#@! till i couldnt even walk
so i found another girl so i stopped and i talked
phone starts to ring oh %#@! its tom cox


Chorus:
Hello son what are your plans for the night?

So im high as a kite can i say everything right
I manage to say imma stay for the night
throw a party like the 31st of december

Every single night is a night to remember X2
Every we party we gon enter, sellin out all bartenders
Cause every single night is a night to remember


Verse 2
So i got it passed my parents

not the truth cause I am darin
so look at what im wearing
i catch all the girly's starin

all the dudes i be scarin
got all my homies swearin
trynna have a good time

so its a good sign
when alcohol be goin fast
and i get a lil flash

round 3 comes up im $#&@in a girl inna cast
so i get a good laugh
along with many others

phone starts to ring again i hope it aint my mother
so it is just my brother
askin should i bring another?

yessir! then i get busy under all the covers
joints are puffin until it is nothin
gotta get em out so i scream the cops is comin!

everybody starting runnin
so i cleaned up the house
people passed out on the couch

you got to get out now!
parents come home and they just like wow
come back to school thats what everybody talking bout