RAN INTO YOU AT THE BAGEL GRILL
BROUGHT ME RIGHT BACK TO THAT INITIAL THRILL
YEAHEEYEAHEEYEAEEOOOHOO

THINK I STILL LOVE YOU

AND NOWWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOWOO

EVERYTHING BAGELS, HONEY WALNUT CREAM CHEESE
THE WAY YOU LICK YOU FINGERS BRINGS ME TO MY KNEES
WHY DID WE EVER BREAK UP?


BUT THEN I SEE THE BOTTOMS OF YOU JNCO JEANS
SKANKS BEEPIN ON YOUR PAGER LIKE I DON'T SEE

AND YOU STILL GOT THAT DEAD TOOTH!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW

I USED TO LET YOU KISS MY BOOBS
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
HAVIN' FLASHBACKS TO YOUR DUMB TATTOO


STRAIGHT CHILL DOWNTOWN AT THE PIZZA HUT
DEEP DISH, YOU WISHED I WAS A CRAZY SLUT

I WAS SO INTO YOU
THEN YOU DUMPED ME
AND NOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWEEW


WORKIN FOR YOUR MOM AT THE DISCOUNT JEWLER
SELLIN TAMAGOTCHIS TO THE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS

WHILE I GET MY DEGREE

HEARTBREAK MENDED WITH A NEEDLE AND SUTURE

EXCUSE ME MR LAZY WHILE I PLAN MY FUTURE
YOU CANNOT GRIND UP ON THIS!


I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
USED TO THINK YOU WERE MISTA COOL
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW

LOST MY VIRGINITY IN YOUR POOL

WHY?

YOU GAVE ME PINK EYE THREE TIMES
I, I BELIEVED YOUR LIES
BUT I KNEW YOU NEVER, YOU NEVER, YOU NEVER

MET JALEEL WHITE!

I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW

USED TO THINK YOU WERE MISTA COOL!
I CAN'T BELIVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW
YOU'RE JUST A WACK !#$# FOOL