Sit down honey gotta have us a talk
Your man is a little upset
There's a couple of things that's been missing

And I ain't found'em yet
I ain't pointing no fingers
Ain't layin' no blame

And I don't wanna lose my cool
With a country boy's tool box
Tool box


Now did I hear you right
You loaned'em out

To the neighbor down the road
Hey I'd just as soon
You'd let him have my old bird dog

Or my favorite fishing pool
Now there's one little lesson
That they just don't teach in school

You just don't fool with a country boy's tool box
Tool box


It was handed down
From my daddy's dad
Back in nineteen forty two

And they may be rusty and they might be old
But they're kinda like my family jewels
Honey I love you

But there's something else too
That I care about a heck of a lot
Oh you just don't fool with a country boy's tool box

Tool box

Now I don't wanna hurt your tender heart

And I really do understand
That a friend in need is a friend indeed
And you offer a helping hand

But if something get broke and it's gotta be fixed
Well I don't blame you know who
'Cause you just don't fool with a country boy's tool box

Tool box