Ok, moving on - our next question comes from Twitter user deez nutz:



INTERVIEWER : What's the meaning of this?!

OBAMA: Well, I, um . . . I'm . . . look...let me be clear






OBAMA:


I'm an -

Ass-man! They call me commander-in-CHEEK


I'm jockin' tight butts from here to Mozambique


From cheeks in Greece to Deri-aires in France

Booty gives rise to my executive branch



Cuz a babe without back is a disaster


That's why Michelle's on the stair-master



C'mon America - the answer is clear


This country needs a man who brings up the rear





I'll reverse gas price-escalation!


He'll just push pro-areola legislation






Ya I can't get enough of big bums

I'll play booty cheeks like congo drums



INTERVIEWER :


But can US booty compete internationally?


OBAMA:

Uh, Is Kim Kardashian a huge-ass freak?



Ya Democrats love them some posterior mass,


C'mon - why you think our mascot's an $$#? CHORUS:


C'mon, America, how y'all like to freak?

Do you honk the chest or pinch a cheek?



ROMNEY:


Let me rebut and drop the verse


This country needs a man who puts gazongas first



There's no need to be coy or inconspicuous

I want !@%$ so big they're udderly ridiculous





I'm the one percent, my wallet's 3 feet thick,


Big-breasted hippy chicks occupy my dick

Hotter than hell, cooler than ice cubes


You had Bush, America, now grab some !@(&

I like my funds super-PAC and girls super-stacked

Cuz motor-boating's not the same with an $$#-crack


INTERVIEWER :

But can our yabbos compete with the Chinese?


ROMNEY:

(*##$, please! Just give em a squeeze.

Ya take a fat girl home just for the heck of it
Cause I like my !@%$ bigger than the national deficit


OBAMA:

I like big girls too, with the fat-ass thighs

Corn-fed on cornbread, pie and curly fries


With an $$# so huge that it needs a map

It's like a continental shift when she makes it clap CHORUS:

C'mon america, how y'all like to freak?

Do you honk the chest or pinch a cheek?


ROMNEY:

I will leave no breasts unmolested!

OBAMA:


I guessing someone was never breastfed?

ROMNEY: You're blinded by this $$#-backwards fascination!

OBAMA:

And that's straight character $$#-assination!



VOICE FROM OFF SCREEN: Cut the beat!

CLINTON: Gentlemen, I can't believe what I'm hearing Is all respectable debate just disappearing? Pick !@(& AND butts, no need to choose Take it from an $$# freak who's a total boob!