A-E(bass G#)-F#m-E-D-E-A
D-F#m-E-D-Bm-E(7-sus4)-D-F#m-E-D-E-A
(ending:D-E-Ax2

D-A-E-A)

I'm so $#&@ing sick

I'm the king of the world
I'm a genius of useless stuff


Some people they gotta work
well I just hang around
dreaming up useless stuff


So if I call you from time to time
I said my life is such a drag

I feel like a hag please shut me up

Girl would you like to live my life

And I'll be with you tonight
I'll be your useless stuff


Now everybody wants to be our friend
so we act real Zen
and hang around with movie stars


So if I call you from time to time
I said my life is such a drag

I feel like a hag kick me in the $$#

Girl would you like to live my life

And I'll be with you tonight
I'll be your useless stuff
I'll be your useless stuff

Can I be your useless stuff?