I told Haz hit up my cell
1D I totally fell
for 5 boys on a stairwell

but now Lou's in my way

Nandos is the place to eat

Lou likes nothing on his feet
Liam can drop a beat
but now Zayns in my way


Pauls always watching
the boys are show stopping

Nialls always hopping
vas happening my babies


hey Harrys naked
and Zayns a sleeper
but Liams taken

by Danielle Peazer

its hards to think that

they started solo
so thank you Simon
cause now they've gone pro


hey Harrys naked
and Zayns a sleeper

but Liams taken
by Danielle Peazer


and all the fan girls
read the fanfics
but we hate zux

cause the writer's sick

"Larry Stylinson" exists

the infection ends with a kiss
Up All Night tour is crossed off the list
but still Lou's in my way


Liams afraid of the spoons
Niall loves the zoo

Lou and El need a room
but Kevins in their way



Pauls always watching
the boys, are show stopping

Nialls always hopping
vas happening my babies



hey Harrys naked
and Zayns a sleeper

but Liams taken
by Danielle Peazer


its hards to think that
they started solo
so thank you Simon

cause now they've gone pro

hey Harrys naked

and Zayns a sleeper
but Liams taken
by Danielle Peazer


and all the fan girls
read the fanfics

but we hate zux
cause the writer's sick