Once there lived two lovely girls and a lovely guy

They sat around a campfire, drinking their mugs dry,


But then they heard some noises, they thought it was their friend


So they went to check it out to get their buddy to attend



Expecting it to be their friend, (they're heart) it skipped a beat,

Evidently, it was a convict from the Asylum down the street,


He smelled of rotting carcass, and his face was quite askew


and he pulled his rusty knife out, and he stabbed the two of you...



While your both bleeding profusely, you dialed 9-1-1

And you tried to flee from bullets that no mortal could out-run *bang bang*


The boy tried to run away and escape this horrid mess,


but the killer simply broke his neck and feasted on his flesh

BRIDGE

And he is gasping for air, and looking sickly and the lights from his eyes are fading quickly.

And his jugular vain is gushing blood everywhere, so say goodnight and just accept that you're gonna die in despair.



As he finished off young Jeremy,,


He hollowed out his head, and used it to drink lintel soup while you two watched in dread.


As the killer tied you up with stainless steel chains,

he rammed a metal straw in your ear and sucked out all your brains.



He chopped off all your fingers, and diced them up quite fine,

And cut along your back, and he ripped out your spine

And she tried to dial help,


but you didn't have any service...


cuz your phone sucks, it really sucks...



He spread you out and dices you in a recipe all wrote (voluntarily bad grammar)

and as you started suffocating, he reached into his coat


and he pulled out a screwdriver, and stabbed you in the throat,


and he put you in the oven, and he ate you like a cake.