C
Dear TSA
Am

This my public comment
G F E
Which you must accept as ordered by the US

court of appeals
Em
We all make mistakes

Dm C Bb
And I'm glad to see that the court has forced Am
You to listen to us point out yours Em Bb

Big bright machines are expensive
Gm C
But they're just props in a play

Am G
You could spend that money
F C

In more productive ways

Radiation's###ulative

And I know you say it's safe
But i don't want to be exposed
It just seems like a waste


F C
It's the opinion of this man

Am G
That you should disassemble and start from scratch
If the TSA really cares at all

If it's real threats you want to catch
I'm not sure what the answer is
And frankly, guys, it's not my job

Bb
But you've got millions of dollars
G7

Just work with what you got

When I get to security

And I've taken off my shoes
I opt out of your scanners
Yes I just refuse


And then I am groped and fondled
From SF to JFK

No one but my girlfriend
Should touch me that way