Google made me eat a cronut
I swear I had no choice
They put a cronut in my mouth

And google glass upon my face
And then it was like that episode
From Star Trek TNG

Where everyone's under mind control
Except for Wil Whe-ton


Google made me eat a Cronut
They had a cronut eating day
I wasn't invited

But I went anyway
And they made me eat this cronut
And then I stumbled home-a

I fell into my bed
into a cronut coma


Google made me eat a cronut
They made me eat...


Now I'm having cronut dreams
Croissants and donuts on different teams
Battling it out on the front lines

And when it's done they'll be combined

Google made me eat a cronut

They made me eat...