I'm a froggy groggy monster with a limp and a roll
I hate all living things with the fire of my soul
I don't want to talk to you, not even just hello

And there's nowhere in the world that I'd ever want to go

My heart is all black and my mind is made of sludge

My skin is creepy crawling at just the slightest touch
If you try to talk to me I'll snap and growl hard
Don't come into my space all ways are locked and barred


Everything smells bad and I can't take the noise
Drinking simple water just tastes like poison

The very sight of you makes me want to retch
The very air I breathe is like diseases that I catch


Give me coffee
Give me coffee
Give me coffee

I'm OK now.