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A PARODY OF "SELF ESTEEM" BY THE OFFSPRING lyrics : "Tavros's Self Esteem"

(intro)
AT: nO, i HAVE TOO MUCH SELF CONFIDENCE NOW TO BE UPSET BY YOUR SCANDALOUS IMAGERY,
AT: i DON'T THINK SHE IS USELESS,

AT: aND i DON'T THINK i AM EITHER,
AT: bECAUSE OF NEW SELF ESTEEMS OBTAINED, rEMEMBER,
AG: Oh will you please stop going on a8out your $#&@ing self esteem.


I flipped her off for the eighth time today
Roleplayed all the things I would say

She came over to play some games
But she ended up just calling me names


I know I'm being used
That's okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me

That's okay cause I got no self esteem

I dressed up like Pupa Pan

But I couldn't fly or even stand
I rolled over in my wheelchair
Felt pretty dumb as I fell down the stairs


chorus:
She can make me do whatever she wants

Cause my self esteem is so very low
I was told that I should give it a name
So I started calling him Rufio

Well I guess I should stand up for myself
Not that I can really stand anyway
The more she trolls me

The more it shows she really cares
Right? Yeah...


So I tried to be confident
Kinda hard when being thrown off a cliff
Don't know how she gets in my head

But it makes me think I'm better off dead

I know I should say no

And keep the promise I made to Rufio
But in the end she's on my team
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem


(chorus)

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