Step one, you punch a tree to death.
you grab the block and wonder what is this.
You question why you payed, 20 dollars for this blocky game.


You wonder what the hell to do.
You'll find the wiki and you're screwed

Posting pictures on the net,
of your dirt hut. You'll think it is the best.


This is Minecraft, I need to build some more.
Just one more block, then thats its, I'm off.
And little did you know, you've been up all night.

This is Minecraft, prepare to lose your life.

Your friends begin to wonder why,

you haven't been outside since last july.
You've built a scale replica
of the starship enterprise.


Dynamite and villagers unite.
You set them flying into the night.

You laugh away, while they feel pain.
Then a punch pig, and run away.


THis is Minecraft, creepers aren't your pals.
They'll blow up your stuff and sleep with girlfriend.
And you can't get revenge, because they'll explode.

This is Minecraft, it will get into your head.

This is Minecraft, chickens are now your friends.

You have a pen full, of twelve thousand and twenty one.
Then lightning strike, directly in that pen.
This is Minecraft, enjoy your cooked chicken.



This is Minecraft

This is Minecraft

This is Minecraft, I need to build some more.

Just one more block, then thats it I'm off.
Notch is on vacation, once again.
This is Minecraft, prepare to lose your life.