You would not believe your eyes
If one single ghast that flies
Blew up the world as I fell asleep

Ghasts fill the open air
Take shelter anywhere!
You'd think me dumb

But I would just stand and stare

I'd like to make myself believe

That diamond ore is worthless
It's hard to say that I'd rather go mining when I'm asleep
'Cause all the ores are never as they seem


'Cause I'd get a thousand bugs
From ten thousand mods with hugs

As they tried to hack my computer
A blaze man above my head
A spider beneath my bed

Three hearts left just hanging by a thread
(Thread, thread...)


I'd like to make myself believe
That diamond ore is worthless
It's hard to say that I'd rather go mining when I'm asleep

'Cause all the ores are never as they seem (When I mine down deep)

Let those sheep in through a crack

(Please warp me away from here)
'Cause I feel like such an insomniac
(Please warp me away from here)

Why do I tire of killing sheep?
(Please warp me away from here)
When I have no wool to fall asleep

(Ha-ha)

To ten million online guys

I'm weird 'cause I hate being fried
I got misty eyes as they said "You died!"
(Said "You died!"l)

But I'll know where my soul is
If my ores get really missed
'Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a chest

(Chest, chest, chest...)

[2x]

I'd like to make myself believe
That diamond ore is worthless
It's hard to say that I'd rather go mining when I'm asleep

'Cause all the ores are never as they seem
(When I mine down deep)


I'd like to make myself believe
That diamond ore is worthless
It's hard to say that I'd rather go mining when I'm asleep

Because my memes are bursting at the seams