I remember when we Q'd up - the first time
Insta lockin Teemo goin top -- that's fine
He's your favorite cuz he super cute and you

Want to pinch his cheeks. What?
You don't cs and feed eleven kills -- to Lee SIn
You're sitting in the baron pit stealthed for no reason

Remember how you blamed our jungle Jax? You say
This jungle. He's awful. He's diamond. GG bro.


Ooooo
You message me in chat again
And oooooo

This time, im solo q I'm solo q

We are never ever ever qing up together

We are never ever ever qing up together
You go play with your friends, not with my friends, not with me
We are never ever ever ever qing up together


You're so bad I want to stab you with a knife, except that
You and me are friends in real life- you'd expect that

Mark myself away every time you login
Cuz "Teemo's skins are MUCH cuter than Vi's!"


OOOoooooo
Honestly who gives a %#@!?
Whooooooooooo?

From now on, Im solo q, I'm solo q

We are never ever ever qing up together

We are never ever ever qing up together
You go play with your friends, not with my friends, not with me
We are never ever ever ever qing up together


I used to think that you were so clever clever
But Teemo bot lane's just a hopeless endeavor


We are never ever ever qing up together
We are never ever ever qing up together

You go play with your friends, not with my friends, not with me
We are never ever ever ever qing up together