Verse 1
lately I've been eatin lots of food. Alcohol, steak, eggs... good %#@!. But no matter how much I eat, I'm not full. I'm not satisfied. I think...



Im infected, with a sickness
got a message, for the Christians

I got cameras, in my bedroom
for when I'm sexin, with my (*##$es
I'm a rapper, with a vision

World domination, is my mission
I do music, as a hobby
cuz gettin money, is my business

Rental properties, energy monopolies
business is politics and politics
is for a thief

but for real, you got to listen to me
i need some therapy
I think i have a desease

haven't got a fix in weeks
but i don't know if you know
what i mean, you see its human

blood that i need
please baby girl, let me take you home
I've been searchin all around for a neck to eat


Chorus
I don't wanna make you uncomfortable

but im a vampire oh no x2

Verse 2

This is satire, on consumers
for the benefit, of the producers
grab some folgers, if you're losin

need some coffee, stop your snoozin
there are vampires, and there are humans
let me tell you, what the news is

I'm a vampire, and your new friend
we are evil, have you been boozin?