See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was... - Sing!
I have trouble with the... -
Note!

It goes all around my... -
Throat!
It's a terrifying... -

Thing!
See, I really couldn't hear Which note was lower or was... -
Higher!

Which is why I disappear If someone says, "Let's start a... -
Choir!"
Hey, when I begin to... -

Shriek!
It's a across between I... -
Squeak!

And a quiver or I... -
Moan!
It's a little like a... -

Croak!
Or the record player... -
Broke!

What it doesn't have is... -
Tone!
Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy... -

Ding-a-ling
But I really couldn't... -
Sing!

I could never really... -
Sing!
What I couldn't do was... -

Sing! -
Three blind mice... Three blind mice... It isn't intentional! -
She's doing her best -

Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle bells, Jingle bells It really blows my mind -
She gets depressed
But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in... -

Power
And all my friends Say I am perfect for the shower
Still, I'm terrific at a... -

Dance!
Guys are comin' in their... -
Pants!

I'm a birdie on the... -
Wing!
But when I begin to... -

Chirp!
They say, "Who's the little..." -
Twerp!

Goin' 'pong' instead of... - '
Ping'!"
And when Christmas comes And all my friends go caroling

It is so dishearten -
Ning!
It is so disquiet -

Ting!
It is so discourag -
Ging!

Darling, please stop answer -
Ring!
See, I really couldn't -

Sing!
I could never really -
Sing!

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