[Intro: Jay-Z]
Yes sir! Just the sound of his voice is a hit, heh heh
Y'all ^!$$%s got me really confused out there

I make ?Big Pimpin'? or ?Give it to Me? one of those
Y'all hail me as the greatest writer of the 21st century
I make some thought provokin %#@! y'all question whether he fallin off

I'mma really confuse y'all on this one? follow!

[Verse 1: Jay-Z]

When them tops come down, chicks' tops come down
When them shots come out, make cops come around
When them blocks come out I can wake up a small town

Finish off the block then I make my mall rounds
Stares get exchanged then the fifth come out
The tough guy disappear, then the (*##$ come out

?That's him!? I'm usually what they whisper 'bout
Either what chick he with, or his chip amount
Cause I been doin' this since CHiPS was out

Watchin Erik Estrada, baggin up at the Ramada
Table full of powder, A.C. broke
'Bout to take another shower on my twenty-fifth hour

Spike Lees everywhere, game or the flight
You might see me anywhere, day in the life
Only thing changed the tail number on the flight

I can touch down and take off the same night

[Hook: Jay-Z]

I'm so bossy, (*##$ get off me
Trick get off me, you can't get %#@! off me
I'm so flossy, no 6′s on Sprees

Laid back, Maybachs, don't even talk to me
This is that ignorant %#@! you like
^!$$% $#&@ %#@! $$# (*##$ trick precise, c'mon

I got that ignorant %#@! you love
^!$$% $#&@ %#@! maricon puta and drugs, c'mon
I got that ignorant %#@! you need

^!$$% $#&@ %#@! $$# (*##$ trick plus weed, c'mon
I'm only tryin to give you what you want
^!$$% $#&@ %#@! $$# (*##$ you like it don't front!


[Verse 2: Jay-Z]
They're all actors

Lookin at themselves in the mirror backwards
Can't even face themselves, don't fear no rappers
They're all weirdos, DeNiros in practice

So don't believe everything your earlobe captures;
It's mostly backwards
Unless it happens to be as accurate as me

And everything said in song you happen to see
Then, actually, believe half of what you see
None of what you hear, even if it's spat by me

And with that said, I will kill ^!$$%s dead
Cut ^!$$%s short, give you wheels for legs
I'm a K-I-double-L-E-R

See y'all in Hell, shoot ^!$$%s straight through the E.R
Whoa! This ain't B.R., no
This S.C. CEO, the next Lyor, no

The next leader of the whole free world
And the first thing I'mma do is free Sigel, go


[Verse 3: Beanie Sigel]
Take off the cuffs, unlock the gate
It's that ignorant ^!$$% that you love to hate

The oh-seven Ice Cube, B. Sieg' so rude
Tell a trick get these nuts, eat dick like food
Now see if I care if this verse get aired

Even if you mute it, the curse is there, yeah
I'm so raunchy, (*##$ get off me
Keep my flea collar on, you lil' ticks get off me


[Jay-Z]
I missed the part when it stopped bein 'bout Imus

What do my lyrics got to do with this %#@!!
?Scarface? the movie did more than Scarface the rapper to me
Still that ain't to blame for all the %#@! that's happened to me

Are you saying what I'm spittin'
Is worse than these celebrattantes showing they kitten, you kiddin'!
Let's stop the bull%#@!tin
'Til we all without sin, let's quit the pulpittin