INGRID: you're cool cuz you like me for me. Unfortunately I'm just here for the intro so don't expect to find me later in the mix. The damn rando girl in beginning has more video play than me. Whatever.

TIMBO: hey keri hilson. I don't make much money but I make frickin awesome beats. We should date.

BRUNO: hey keri, I like your eyes and hair. until you decide to date me, I'm going to stare at then like this and tell you every day.

KERI: I think you should strip.

TIMBO: I'm going to strip.
together: we should strip.


D.O.E.: hey keri "once you get a dose of d.o.e. You gon want some more." Get it? Do you get it? It's sex. Date me.
BRUNO: as you can see from these video clips of me acting like a doofus, I am pretty down to earth. So keri --
BSB: KERI I WANT IT THAT WAY.

TIMBO: ...what.

KERI: you should strip.

Eminem: why am I here. I don't even like keri. This is a nightmare.
BSB: YOU ARE MY FIRE, KERI HILSON. MY ONE DESIRE. QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART.
KERI: all of you just shut up and strip already cuz I like you just --

BRUNO: THE WAY YOU ARE.
KERI: ...yes.