I did it. I did it. I'm not lying.
I spent a summer washing dishes with Paul Ryan.
I did it. I did it. I'm not lying.

I spent a summer washing dishes with Paul Ryan.

He's the worst kind of worker if you what I mean.

He only does the dishes when they're already clean,
Sitting on a dish rack, reading a magazine,
Listening to Dave and Rage Against the Machine.

And he's not too good with the mop,
Always having trouble with the bucket and like to duck around the block.
He's gotta stop giving himself props.

Someone else has always gotta finish the dishes that he forgot
Did one summer, says he down with the struggle
But he ain't clean nothing and he never did a double.

Unanimous consensus is he pisses us off
He can't get fired. His dad knows the boss.
Work starts at 7:00. He's there at 830.

Always looking clean but he's scared to get dirty.
He doesn't hustle and he doesn't touch bleach.
These cleaning products always seem to be out of his reach.


"This one's blue" "And that one's pink"
"This one's for the floors" "And that one is for the sink"

"And at the end of the night, you gotta clean the mats."
"Sorry if it's gross. Hose 'em off out back."


He's elusive.
When it's time to do the dishes he is useless.
He ain't coming up with nothing but excuses.

Pretends to be a friend of these kitchen unions, but the truth is...
He is a nuisance.
Comes around and talks a lot but doesn't do %#@!.

He's really just an intrusive, rude-as-can-be,
Brutal breed of parasitic Homosapien
Prone to manipulation and lying.


86 Paul Ryan! 86 Paul Ryan! 86 Paul Ryan! 86 Paul Ryan! 86 Paul Ryan!




So whatever the average man has to do,

That's the kind of thing that Paul Ryan has to do, too.
Uh huh. You see, he's just like you.
Except he only ever works in front of a camera crew.

Coincidental photo ops when he drops in.
Too bad God didn't want him to clock in.
Good luck trying to stop him.

He just snuck around the back, picked the lock and got in.
And now he's in the kitchen:
An imposition.

Takes what he wants without permission,
A typical politician
He's in no condition for this.

Put him on the 86 list.

I did it. I did it. I'm not lying.

I spent a summer washing dishes with Paul Ryan.
I did it. I did it. I'm not lying.
I spent a summer washing dishes with Paul Ryan.