[50 Cent: talking]
Is this mic on, lady's and gently men
I like to thank you all for coming out tonight

For the screening of my new film
I'm Not Rich, and Still Lying
Its 50 cent starring as Game

Sort of biographic, I hope you enjoy yourself

[Verse 1: Some 1 memicking game (50 Cent)]

50 calling me crazy, I may be just maybe
I'm gangster, I'm cripping, Dymu to I'm tripping
$#&@ 50, $#&@ Dre, $#&@ NWA

Man I'm hurricane Game [Dam this ^!$$% changed]
I brought the west back, I write the best raps
[but what about Snoop], Snoop %#@! ain't all that

Man I get bad (*##$es, now I even $#&@ Mya
[I $#&@ed her first Game], 50 you a liar
See that's why I hate you, you think you know me

I'm tell everybody, you shot my homie
I hope the police get you and you go to jail
The Feds freeze your accounts, so you can't make bail

I hope everybody on G-Unit goes to hell
With Eminem, Obie, Stat-quo, and D12
So what I was on change of heart, so what I was a stripper

So what I never banged, I from Compton ^!$$%

[Chorus: x2]

Now horror films, they scare me
I watch action films vary rarely
When its comedy or its drama

Its starring me, no problem

[Verse 2: some 1 mimicking game (50 Cent)]

GGGGGG-Unot, I got my own shoe (game that %#@! aint go sell)
So the ads in the magazine, nobody can't tell
(good luck with your next album man, I hope it does well)

You trying to be funny, D-Mack got all my money
And Jimmy robbing me, they listening probably
Me and face had a fall out, he really not my brother

We got the same father, but we got different mothers
Now Suge punk Dre, but he don't punk me
I won a Vibe Awards this year, nobody punch me

(Game you know I wrote that hook, for hate it or love it)
So what, its still on my trophy case I think noting of it


[Chorus:]
Now horror films, they scare me (yeah)
I watch action films vary rarely (its 50)

When its comedy or its drama (new album July, 18)
Its starring me, no problem
Now horror films, they scare me (cause I cant stay away)

I watch action films vary rarely
(Y'all thought I was gonna let y'all eat ha, ha, ha)
When its comedy or its drama

Its starring me, no problem (naw ^!$$%)
Ooooooooo


[50 cent: talking]
Ha, ha, ha, this is too much fun man
Ay, ay ^!$$% I seen your little DVD ^!$$%

Ha, ha, ha, is that all you got
I mean, I mean news flash, nobody believes you
Ha, ha, ha, didn't you say you woke up out the coma 2001

Well your brother says, you were never in a coma
Didn't you say, you were in a gang
Well your brother says, you were never in a gang

Now you can get your records together
And you can submit, to me
I mean you can send the records you have

To me so I can... open... your album budget
Your recording budget, you got to send the music to the boss
Ha, ha, ha, ha, that's me the boss

Yeah its D-Unit, G-Unit
That's it that song, I rule with a iron fist, @@#!sucker
I'll be back out, July 18