Sun sets on television
Tele-tubbies say goodbye
I wave. I wonder why


Odd twist the gray brain matter
Grows fatter than girls at the 'Y'

I slave over my alibi

Because I believe in fiction, fiction

The only thing that turns you on is fiction
The only thing that turns me on is fiction


I kiss the ground you walk on
I kiss you to disguise
My face identifies


Because I believe in fiction, fiction
The only thing that turns you on is fiction

The only thing that turns me on is fiction