The bars are closing down - but I still want a beer
And the (*##$ I tried to score is no longer here
Now I realize the fun I just missed

I guess tonight will be just me and my fist

5-Knuckle Shuffle -

My first is my best friend
5-Knuckle Shuffle -
My friend until the end

5-Knuckle Shuffle -
My dick is never down
5-Knuckle Shuffle -

I'm gonna punch my clown

An empty sack and sore dick make me relaxed

Some time I wonder if I'm really obsessed
With #~!!@ on my mind and my dick in my hand
Shut the $#&@ up (*##$ - You just don't understand


5-Knuckle Shuffle -
My first is my best friend

5-Knuckle Shuffle -
My friend until the end
5-Knuckle Shuffle -

My dick is never down
5-Knuckle Shuffle -
I'm gonna punch my clown


We mother$#&@ers will not stop to please ourselves when we're lonely
use look in my eyes and you'll know me

I cannot be cured , it's no use
But who needs (*##$es if you can ....JERK OFF!