When the moon arises on the western sky
and the vampires are out on the sly
at times they have trouble finding necks to bite

that's why I cook up in my roon tonight...
My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)

Drac came to me one night at 12
and said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf
I exclaimed 'don't fret!' i'll give you on fix

of my newly regenerated mix
I gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(she gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated

blood)

It gives you quick relief you see

from fang aches and corpusle deficiency
Natter! consuming my laboratory brew
will make a new vampire out of you

It's that quality unleaded, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood
that riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch

now he's one of those that would rather fight than switch
if you're biting mre necks enjoying it less
try my new non-carbonated best

My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)