I've got my blade
Slice these apples so thin
Oh my god

So much cinnamon
Roll up my sleeves
Preheat to 425 degrees


425 BAKE SOME APPLE PIES!!!
425 BAKE SOME APPLE PIES!!!


I put on an apron so I don't get dirty
I put the pie in the oven and patiently wait thirty

When the baking begins I feel like I've sinned
Because the crisp of the crust is like busting a nut on a dirty (*##$


How many cups of sugar?
ONE!!! TWO!!!
How much cinnamon?

FIFTY TABLE SPOONS!!!

As I sit and perv, anticipating the first piece that I can serve

Of this yummy apple pie with butter ripple ice cream on the side