Sunshines
Are you outside
I am a simpleton by choice not speaking to hear my voice

Sunshines
Why are you sleeping
Gotta get outside


Cover the ground on foot
Not hithing around your spur

Over the river and trough the woods
I've come this far to bring in the goods
I get high, even when I don't try

Let 'em pass by with a wink to the eye
I reserve the right to be stoned
I reserve the right to take it to collect them sums I have the right

Don't try to be, there's really no point in you biting me
I'm glad to see that it's easy for me to be an MC
Let me tell you a little story

Like my dog Bobby, he hated the pool man
So I tried to play Kotter and make things cool
And I said just let him smell you, hold out your hand

He reached it on out, and then bam
He bit him, he bit him so $#&@in' hard
Blood was steady gushin' all over my back yard

I kept apologizin', I felt so $#&@in' bad
The dude was so cool, he didn't even get mad
He said man don't sweat it, that's the dog's meaning

Took some Neosporin and went bak to his cleaning

Thought I had a dream or else it was a movie

Your mind can have a joint easy like jungle boogie
$600 freebie and I gots my job
Would you mind come but I gots my dog

Come you can foam the water with the bone
I wanna tell my mom, ring her on the phone
Cherry popsicle, icy, cold, freezing

Loves on his gums now that he is teething
Got a wee-wee pass, lay them by the door
Nasty Little %#@!s he dropped them on the floor


Sunshines
Are you outside

I am a simpleton by choice
Not speaking to hear my voice
Sunshines

Why are you sleeping
Gotta get outside