You aint got no %#@! for me
My mamma and your mamma was talking a lil %#@!
My mamma called your mamam a bulldagger $$# (*##$

I know your sister and the (*##$ aint %#@!
She's slayed me and all da boys
And even sucked our dick


Jack and Jill went up da hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad kicked jill in the $$# cuz she couldn't make him come

Momma Bear and Poppa Bear went for a walk through da forrest
Momma Bear asked Poppa Bear could he could eat her porridge
Poppa Bear said "%#@! (*##$, You must think I'm Sick

Just get down here on your knees and suck this bear $$# dick"

Abraham Lincoln was a good ol' man

He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said "excuse me ladies, I'm doin my duty so pull down your pants and give me some booty"


This is far out

There's an ol' lady who lives in a shoe

Got a house full of kids and don't know what to do
She sucked and $#&@ed all the ^!$$%s around
When it's time to pay rent couldn't none be found

Little Miss Muffet sat on da tuffit
With her legs gapped open wide
Up came a spider

Looked up inside her and said "That #~!!@'s wide!"

Little Jack Horner sat in in da corner

$#&@in Miss cutie pie
Stuck in his thumb and made da (*##$###
And said "Hellova ^!$$% am I!"


Humpty Dumpty fell of da wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls
All da kings horses and all da kings men

Couldn't put that fat mutha$#&@er back together again

Yo Ed wait... I got one... Hey dig dis I got one...

Check dis out...

Da two dudes... dig dis da two dudes... two dudes dressed like nuns... right


Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to your grandmother's house
But before she got there

She met this man that turned her hot $$# out

Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your hair

Da dogs on my $$# and their gettin near
Her hair came loose
And fell on her lake

(*##$ check your weave that's in dat lake

(*##$ get dat weave out


(DJ)


You dirty (*##$ get dat weave out

(Mix it)


(*##$ get dat weave out


Hey you ruined my record, man! I just bought it!