Shooting fireworks before dawn
Something I don't want to see
When I stare at the Sun

Things I don't want to be
Today is nice
Tomorrow is better

I'm free as a bird mother$#&@er
A burning tea kettle


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I'm smarter than you
And all your friends


Shouldn't try to stop me
I've got two hands

In the throne of God
With a smoking ban
A dozen eggs

Don't let them spoil
And frozen meat
In tin foil


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Throw it into reverse
Watch the tires smoke
Cast your eyes on

That female goat
$#&@ing jock !@$)s
With long in backs and 4X4's

Who's up to bat?

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