Verse 1

It's friday night, me and marty,

We got some girls over, we gonna party
Tonight, everybody's feeling right,
I see a brunette she's looking pretty tight

I don't know, what I was thinking,
She says to me, what are you drinking?
I'll say I'll have a carlsberg please,

Next moment we're under the sheets

Pre-Chours


Say I, woke up in the morning with a pain in my $$#,
Don't ask baby cause I don't understand,

Turn around and what did I see?
She had a ^&@#$, she had a ^&@#$...


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Woah, oh, oh, oh, She had a ^&@#$ (x2)


Verse 2


Monday morning, kinda awkward,
Avoiding eye contact, like a !@^% would,
Judgemental looks, like I was a crook,

Even my maths teacher, hide behind my books,
She comes sits next to me,
I raise my hand, sir I gotta pee,

He says no, just hold it!
Like the (*##$ took my dignity and sold it


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Chorus


Bridge

What am I going to do? I am so confused,

Recently I've been thinking One Direction are pretty cool
I can't find my way, so messed up from yesterday
But all I know for certain...


Pre-Chorus
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