[Chorus]
My heart's in 14D

Professor Garg's for you and me
See these alkenes in my no-o-tes
Let's do some chemistry

Retrosynthesis a breeze
If you want to get an A
Just sing along to this video


(Batman spit some truth!)
If I was just another nucleophile for SN2

Would you do substitution just like everybody else
If I backside attack, inversion happens like that
A weak base makes a good leaving group, yeah

Acetone results in no reversibility
Now let's move on to SN1 if tertiary
Carbo-carbo-carbocation stability

Dissociate, nucleophile attack, deprotonate

If I could only make an alkene, I would ace this class

Take my problem solving skills into the real world
These eliminations are E1 and E2
Jesus, Nick, Mike, Tejas, and Garg, this song's for you


[Chorus]


O-o-o-o-chem (x3)
Just sing along to this video


Use Diels-Alder to make a cyclohexene
Then you could do 10 different reactions using alkenes
You could add hydrogens, halides, alcohols, and water

Just be sure to have the right reagents and you'll never falter
You could also do three reactions with alkynes
Hydrogenation and germinal halides

And hydroboration to make an enol
But you'll have to tautomerize and make a carbonyl


We wanna leave some final words to help you understand
If you do panic just be cool and channel Neil Garg
Get his chem inside your head to do that synthesis

You know our song's worth 15 points, it's only just for you

My heart's in 14D

Professor Garg, thanks for listening
See these benzenes in my no-o-tes
Let's do some chemistry

Retrosynthesis a breeze
If you want to get an A
Just sing along to this video


O-o-o-o-chem (x3)