Don't call me a horse
I'm a unicorn
Mystical, magical, mysterious

Not plain
Got wings like Pegasus and a nice white coat
I grant wishes and prance in the rain


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I'm a unicorn

8000 B.C.
Noah's ark wasn't built before me
I'm friends with dragons, Bob Saget

You think I'm not real?
Full House! I'm in the background, fool!
Eatin' grass all day, party all night

I'll grant your wish
Right before your eyes
I'm hiding in your hills

Eating all your apples
Drinking water
Writing facts on your Snapples


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