[Chorus]
Crackle!
Crackle the Dragon! YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!


[First Verse]
Crackle the dragon was really quite an odd one

With his gemmy scales and broken mind, he never really fit in with the other dragons
But sit down and I'll tell you the tale of this marvelous beast
And how he became the way he is

Lemme tell ya 'bout...

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[Second Verse]
When he was just a wee lad, his parents got 'im all sorts of gems

Rubies, sapphires, emeralds, diamonds, any gem your mind could think of
Ha ha ha
Ah, but I digress...


Anyway


Being the silly little dragon he was, he thought it'd be a grand idea to shove those gems right into his nasal cavity
Aye, poor thing shoved a gem right into his brain
Aye, couldn't speak right, couldn't see right

Aye, 'twas quite the tragedy
But that's the story of...


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