ZELDA lyrics : "The Musical (Alternate Ending)"
Life is simple, life is sweet
In my little corner of the forest, Kokiri!
Got no fairy, but I don't care
The only thing that's bothersome are my nightmares of
EVIL GANONDORF
*Gasp* Grass!
DEKU TREE-
Link, thou must take Navi
To begin, ye tale, ye story
Thou will meet thy Princess Destiny
LINK-
Z..Ze...ZELDA!
Just hearing her name and I'd say "Hell Ya!"
I'll save Hyrule and leave my life behind
I'm only 10 and can't control my sex drive
Somewhere she is waiting for me
And I know she'll have my babies
GANONDORF-
I will take Hyrule with ease
To get your Zelda come fight me
*Uh...how do you feel about energy ball tennis?*
LINK-
*Ye...yeah that's fine...*
GANONDORF-
*Good, that's kind of my thing*
LINK-
I will destroy you, and save all these lands
GANONDORF-
Not while the Triforce of Power is on my hand!
It's over Link, you're just a boy
Prepare to d...
LINK-
Shoot an arrow throw a bomb
Oh my god, something's wrong
Out of hearts, out of fairies, I'm going to d...
ZELDA-
Link!
I love you, you know what to do
Travel through time, where I will wait for you
With bigger !@(&, and new shoes
I'll do what you wanna...
MALON-
I love Link too, I will wait for you
What a dumb blonde, red hair's more fun
You can ride on Epona
GANONDORF-
*Uh...do you wanna finish...later?*
LINK-
*Too late!*
Travel through space and time
Screw the timeline
LINK-
Oops!
I didn't see you there
I don't mean to stare
But who in Hyrule are you?
HAPPY MASK SALESMAN-
Come here my child
Hear what I say
Save all our souls please
You have but three days
Masks make us happy
Surely you'll try
Need a good reason
Look at the SKY
We're going to DIE
We've run out of TIME
LINK-
Here we go again
Of course you're gonna time me
Why should I try?
Oh-MY
No-LIE
Good-BYE
MOON-
I shall consume
I shall consume
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