Today when I woke up
I took a good look in the mirror
oh my god! she looks like crap

what the hell is wrong with her?

Oy, you! it's been forever

it's about time for a change
okay, well, she might be right
it's about time for a revolution


[Chorus]
she needs a haircut

take some money and take the bus and go get a haircut
you need a haircut
choose a bob or whatever

better sooner than later
get a haircut!


Ohhhh....

Last night before I went to bed

I turned the tv on for some cnn
oh my god! everything looks bad
lets come together and make a plan


[Chorus]
we need a haircut

take some money and take the bus and go get a haircut
you need a haircut
choose a bob or whatever

better sooner than later
get a haircut!


How bout a trim? maybe a fringe
if not a bob, a funky top,
how bout a stretch? shave it all off

and make it match your other half
make you look good, make you a catch
get in the mood, forget the rest

mess it all up, give it a toss
blow me away, impress the boss


(haircut! haircut!)
take the bus and go get a haircut
(haircut! haircut!)

better sooner than later, get a haircut!