[Intro]
Oh my god
Oh my god I'm Dexter

I'm the smartest mother$#&@er on the planet
$#&@ Jimmy Neutron
I'm the Smartest kid in the mother$#&@ing universe

Oh my god I'm dexter
DEXTER'S LAB


[Verse 1]
Dee Dee, get out my lab
Hoes on my slab

(*##$es in my lab
Damn I'm Dexter I'm a scientist
Hoes on my dick wanna cheat off my test

Wanna be my partner when we do $$#ignments
Boots no Jays
Look at my report card (*##$ all A's

Monkey in a cage, dick down her throat
Hoes on my dick cause I wear a lab coat
Hoes on my dick cause I take good notes

Hoes on my dick cause I'm swaggin'
Top notch glasses
$#&@ing with them white folks

Gloves on my hands like Michael
(*##$es on my periodic table, let's work
Hoes on my dick cause I'm on Cartoon Network

Dial M for Monkey, Dial M monkey
I'm a science junkie
Mother$#&@ my sister

$#&@ with my experiment
Hit her with a big dick
Got a telescope on my wishlist

Sell that to Eisenstein
$#&@ing with that iodine
$#&@ing with the elements

Finna be the president
$#&@ing on a robot
Lab is a secret, don't tell nobody

Study for a test while you go to a party
(*##$es on my dick, read a book just for fun
What's the temperature of the sun?

9864211 Fahrenheit
Damn I'm a socialite
Finna make a rocket bike

$#&@ Jimmy Neutron I'm a $#&@ing genius
(*##$es on my ^&@#$
Mama came in the room, so I closed the lab

Hope she didn't see it
$#&@ Nickelodeon (*##$
Cause I'm Dexter

(*##$es on my dick cause I'm short
Stay in the lab I don't $#&@ with no sports
Dial M for Monkey

Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey

Never been a dummy
Never made a B or a C or a D
100 (*##$es on Me

Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey

Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey
Dial M for Monkey

I'm on Cartoon Network
(*##$ I'm Dexter


[Outro]
Dexter's Lab!