We`re about to get WHITE BOY WASTED
Your Favorite Martian and Dumbfoundead
Getting crunk up in here!

We`re about to get
WHITE BOY WASTED


We stumble to the house party already buzzed
We get !@$!ed when we start drinking Bacardi because
Getting wasted in the ba!@&(t is our only obligation

Plus we don`t know the meaning of the word moderation

I`m, I`m crude when I talk

Shirt off, fist fighting every dude on the block
And then I`m hugging you
Like I ain`t gonna see you again

Like dude I freaking love you man!
Imma drunk dial my ex-girlfriend
But first I have to pass out and yack

In the downstairs bathroom
So raise your red cups up and make noise
Cause we drink like

Upper middle class teenage boys.

Oh it`s the weekend

And you know what that means
Oh it means it`s time to party
It`s time to party


White boy, White, White boy wasted x 6


White boy wasted

Yo, last night I partied up at a frat house

It was full of college kids
Singing along to Smash Mouth
Half of them passed out

A fat dude with his $$# out
Looking like John Belushi
In the movie Animal House

All of a sudden somebody yelled out,
Keg stand
Tow jocks with tube socks and sweatbands

They pointed at me
And carried me by my legs man
I had to do it

It probably wasn`t the best plan
Next thing you know
It`s a beer pong and takin Jager shots

Now I`m in the corner and
Throwing up morning tater tots
Pissin on police cars

Yelling out I hate the cops
White boy with dreadlocks
Now give me major props


Oh it`s the weekend
And you know what that means

Oh it means it`s time to party
It`s time to party


White boy, White, White boy wasted x 8

Oh it`s the weekend

And you know what that means
Oh it means it`s time to party
party


All I want to do
All I want to do is just get

White boy wasted

Oh it`s the weekend

And you know what that means
Oh it means it`s time to party
It`s time to party


White boy, White, White boy wasted x 8