Happy Birthday you're 18
The only thing that means
Is you're old enough to strip

Still to young to have a grip

On the high cost of each dollar

The impact of our father
Every %#@!ty guy you'll date
Every piss poor decision you'll make


She's taken all her notes in pencil
Intend to contradict themselves, and half of what they say

She's learning that rules can bend this way
They say you can measure a man, by the way he stands
Cause you kick those heels up baby and still walk tall


She's staying up, she's working hard
For her money tonight(hard for her money tonight)

She's learning all that life can give and take away
She's staying up, she's working hard
For her money tonight(hard for her money tonight)

She's learning all that life can give and take away

Pretty miss Mary,

Mary quite contrary won't stay this pretty forever,
Because miss Mary, Mary things will get hairy,
Drug habits make it hard to keep a body together.

They say you can measure a man, by the way he stands
Cause you kick those heels up baby and still walk tall


She's staying up, she's working hard
For her money tonight(hard for her money tonight)
She's learning all that life can give and take away

She's staying up, she's working hard
For her money tonight(hard for her money tonight)
She's learning all that life can give and take away


Pretty miss Mary,
Mary quite contrary won't stay this pretty forever,

Because miss Mary, Mary things will get hairy,
Drug habits make it hard to keep a body together.


She's staying up, she's working hard
For her money tonight(hard for her money tonight)
She's learning all that life can give and take away

She's staying up, she's working hard
For her money tonight(hard for her money tonight)
She's learning all that life can give and take away


Happy Birthday you're 18
The only thing that means

Is you're old enough to strip
Still to young to have a grip