[robot]
the united states army has issued a warning

three nuclear bombs have been launched from north koreaand will hit
orlando, florida, las vegas, nevada, and new york city, new york
this will expire at 5 o'clock a.m. eastern standard time

please get to an underground shelter or a fallout shelter at this time
once again, three nuclear bombs have been launched by north korea
and will hit orlando, florida, las vegas, nevada, and new york city, new york

this will expire at 5 oclock am eastern standard time
[yelawolf]
i am…

i am the american eagle, eyes of a sparrow
right hand branch, left hand arrow
chasing a dollar, and an impala

white trash heart throb, mellow yellow
drinking hard liquor, brauds get on my level
i'm hotter than the bottom side of a whistlin' kettle

they threw a mountain at me, i got hit with a pebble
sent me to hell, and i %#@! on the devil
try to bury my chevy box but i won't buckle

and that's a deep hole (*##$, bring your own shovel
long gone, i'm grown up, and i'm gone cut you
but a grown lady, but if you want a blade then holmes $#&@ you

$#&@ you till you can't take a %#@!
yeah i'm a $#&@ing big body tsunami, better anchor the ship
aim for the ankles and wrist, i came for the dangerous %#@!

i claimed to be named for the hits, the game is a chain that i grip
slang for the pain of a trip that took the ? and a whip
i became what i came to get the chains for the chain i give

a quarter for your thought, appreciate the contribution
slumerican, i'd appreciate the constitution
alleviate the crew when, i leave a page in ruins

to eat alone, i guess i own each and every room in
the house i built with hopes, no ifs


so i stand with a giant like a king, no stilts
if i'm generation x, i'm selling ex, no pills
dopeman chopping up lines you don't sniff

read'em, i'm bringing back booklets and hookless, lyrics
so you can be certain just in case you didn't hear it
but what he says, come again? what is that?

come to earth, touchdown, i might be your one and back
because you have been running back, stay cool enough to wear
toboggans as a summer hat

steady on the throne i rap, hope there's no one under that
rock that i roll, mosh pit flow
girls on your shoulders get topless at the show

$#&@ your mop and glow, can't mop a dirt road
it only makes mud, raised around a deer
i know how to chase bucks

babysitter, 16, taught me how to make $#&@
at 7, i've been raising hell
so i can make it to heaven

pick up a 2-liter but i only need the plastic
i know how to make bombs with the ? acid
butterfly effect over hurricane's magic

tornado pathin', rearview mirror of my '87 classic
i'm talking about gadsden
look mama no hands, i'm radioactive