No one will eat him
A yellow raspberry
Perched on top of the thorn bush

Up high and ugly
Up high and weird
This minute 20 years ago

Your hair looked just as bad
Talking nonstop to a little rubber pixie
What has changed when you tell

Your doll hello?
More indignant, less recognizable
You became a bag lady's son

Beating off nonstop
To the escort pages
What has changed when you tell

The cross hello?
You left with some money
More self righteous, less hopeful

Up high and ugly up high and ZORP
This minute 20 seconds ago
Your face looks just as dumb

Singing nonsense to your voice mail
What has changed as you tell
Your cactus hello?

More fixated, less relief
You became a !@$)got
Dressed like a bunny

Beating off nonstop
To the escort pages
What has changed as you tell

The mirror hello?