A is for Amy a stupid name B is for Boob that lita has none
C is for Canada that just had a war with lita
D is for dogs that just ate Lita

E is for Egg Nog like Litas brain
F is for failure that lita always carried
G is for gap tooth that Lita has

H is for hard just like lita trying hard
I is for impossible like Lita
J is for Jologs that lita is

K is for KJ that lita does
L is for lame just like Lita
M is for monster just like lita

N is for !@$@ that lita is going turn
O is for oar that just hit lita
P is for pear that lita ate in 1 bite

Q i don't know like lita who i don't know
R is for rail , lita laid in a rail of train then the train squashed her
S is for snake who slithered on Lita

T is for thumb tacks that lita swallowed
U is for under wear wedgie hahaha
V is for vase that crashed on lita

W is for wacko because lita was torchered
Y is for yellow the color of litas teeth
Z is for zues who killed lita