An inch an inch and his throat you could cut
The stupid words which he says his mouth you could shut
An inch an inch and his throat you could cut

The stupid words that he says his mouth you could shut
Is it just coincidence when he says something
Sometimes a profound question upwards he does bring

Then stupidity out of his mouth does slurp
And how I want to cut his throat watch as blood he burps
An inch an inch and his throat you could cut

The stupid words which he says his mouth you could shut
An inch an inch and his throat you could cut
The stupid words that he says his mouth you could shut

The sanctity of marriage you have a !@$( child
So now your moral character vilifies and defiles
So you try to tell him marriage he can't afford

Tell him that marriage is not for the poor
An inch an inch and his throat you could cut
The stupid words which he says his mouth you could shut

An inch an inch and his throat you could cut
The stupid words that he says his mouth you could shut
In heaven help with the thunder do all the poor sods

But your immorality is forgiven by god
When you say something which might make him see
He then blame it all on hyperactivity

An inch an inch and his throat you could cut
The stupid words that he says his mouth you could shut
An inch an inch and his throat you could cut

The stupid words that he says his mouth you could shut.