WOW PARODY lyrics : "Send Out A Ready Check"
[Chorus]
When I step up in the raid
Step (Shadowstep) is here? correct
Woo-Hah
send out a ready check
I got that frost wyrm flask
Make you heal perfect
Woo-Hah
send out a ready check
and the druids got buffs
mages intellect
Woo-Hah
send out a ready check
Shards for soulstone
Is it ready yet?
Woo-Hah
send out a ready check
[Verse 1]
X-y-lan up in the raid, true indeed
Yes I got a lock aoe spam seed
A paladin for blessing of kings
One blood death-knight for straight up deeps
Wake up every morning yo I need coffee
Nation want me in his raid for ICC
Yo really let me roll up some weed
Log online, Summon me, now must proceed
Yo we bout' to down bosses with speed
Half way through, needa go and pee
Desyncronize like $$#assin's Creed
Bladder be making me sweat stampede
Just feed off doritoes and icecream
Mountain Dew tolerance I recieve
Woo-Hah
AFK, BRB
Is everyone ready? If so proceed, Pull
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
How dare you ever try to ninja my cloth shoes?
I'll jump all over your rep like Tom Cruise
Please! Give me a port, don't be rude
I wanna tell the entire server bout' you
Yo, join up a new raid around 2:00
Ask the whole group if they done' heard the news
Woo-Hah
We mock and talk about you
Put you on ignore, so we never see you
Send a ready check, now we ready to move
Coming through, tank pulls, hunter peels to
help the squishy fire mage whos health gets used
Gotta pay your repair, you know the rules
Whenever I join a raid we gonna move
If you choose to ninja pull you get removed
Now I gotta crap, sorry guys, back in a few
Bio break, one second, please excuse
[Chorus]
Yah Yah Yah Yah Yah [8X]
{Group of people talk over ventrillo about a ninja looter}
[Verse 3]
Yo, which one of you guys stole my cloak?
eenie....meenie miney mo
Now the raids over, no more ready-goes
The second time a ninja has messed with me yo
Guess no more Pugs for me so
Now when online gotta play while solo
join a guild, bossed by the leaders
Always DKP never set on free roll
You think that you can hide you think you can lay low
Report you like this was Hawaii Five-O
Get you banned like Nyhm when china
hacked his WoW account and sold all his gold
NO, Time to go back to ironforge
To satisfy my World of Warcraft addiction
Fiction not in your stereo
Sorry, ready check, I got to go
[Chorus]
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