Well, the rain was a falling
And the ground turned to mud
I was watching all the people

Running from the flood
So I started to prayin
Though I ain't no prayin man

For the Lord to come a helpin
Knowing he'd understand
Deliver your children to the good good life

Give'em peace and shelter and a fork and knife
Shine a light in the morning and a light at night
And if a thing goes wrong you'd better make it right

Well, I had a woman
She was good and clean
She spent all day with the washing machine

But when it came to lovin
She was never around
She out getting dirty

All over town
Well, I was low on money
And my truck broke down

I was on my way to the lost and found
So I took it to a deal
I said make it run

Well, I ain't got no money
But I got me a gun
I said you robbed me before

So I'm robbing you back
And if it don't put you straight
It'll put you on the right track

Well, I ain't no devil and I ain't no saint
But I can tell a dealer by the colour of his paint
Well, I was low on money

And my truck broke down
I was on my way to the lost and found
So I took it to a deal

I said make it run
Well, I ain't got no money
But I got me a gun

If you want good eggs
You gotta feed that hen
And if you wanna hear some more

Well, I'll sing it again