There's many a strange impulse out on the plains of West
Texas;
There's many a young boy who feels things he don't

comprehend.
Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between
sexes,

No, a small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings
for men.


And I believe in my soul that inside every man there's a
feminine,
And inside every lady there's a deep manly voice loud and

clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his
women,

But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely
queer.


Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other ?
Say what did you think those saddles and boots was about?
And there's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he

feels for his brother,
And inside every cowboy there's a lady that'd love to
slip out.



And there's always somebody who says what the others just

whisper,
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down
dead:

So when you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a
sister
You can't $#&@ with the lady that's sleepin' in

each cowboy's head.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other ?

What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?
And there's many a cowboy who don't understand the way that he
feels for his brother,

And inside every lady there's a cowboy who wants to come
out.
And inside every cowboy there's a lady that'd love to

slip out.